On the day that their parents are going to announce their separation three siblings discover that a magical clock will allow them to repeat the day and try to save their parents marriage. The Present is the sort of film that adults should find offensive and just be thankful that it only runs 86 minutes … Continue reading The Present (2024)
Tech billionaire Slater King (Channing Tatum) invites waitress friends Frida (Naomi Ackie) and Jess (Alia Shawkat) to his private island when they hit it off at a cocktail event. On arrival they and the rest of the guests have to hand over their phones before they relax into a lifestyle of idyllic partying. But is … Continue reading Blink Twice
1815, France. Just as sailor Edmond Dantes (Pierre Niney) believes his life has been blessed it is suddenly torn from him setting the scene for the greatest tale of revenge ever recorded. Alexandre Dumas second most famous story after The Three Muskateers is one of the most enjoyable and exciting books I personally have ever … Continue reading The Count Of Monte-Cristo (2024)
Captain Crow (Jared Harris) and Jacob Holland (Karl Urban) lead a crew of “Hunters” aboard their ship, The Inevitable. Their job is to make the seas safe by killing giant sea monsters within their waters as decreed by the Royal Family of their homeland. The next sea beast in their sights is the mighty Bluster, … Continue reading The Sea Beast
A mocumentary telling the story of the 1982 Tour de France in which all but five cyclists were disqualified for doping. This crazy TV movie runs for only 41 minutes but somehow manages to cram in an insane amount of jokes in an even more insane story. There is nothing real about the story or … Continue reading Tour de Pharmacy
Salt of the Earth Jersey boy Mike McKenna (Mark Wahlberg) works on a building site and spends his evenings in the same bar every night with his friends who he met at school. Which is exactly why Roxanne Hall (Halle Berry), his high school first love turned super spy chooses him to join “The Union”. … Continue reading The Union
A group of young space colonists downtrodden by the all encompassing Weyland-Yutani Corporation decide to risk everything by boarding and scavenging from a derelict space station. Their goal is to find enough cryogenic fuel to allow them to escape to the next inhabitable system. What they did not account for though was the terrifying alien … Continue reading Alien: Romulus
Depressed ex-marine Rory (Matt Damon) and alcoholic ex-convict Cobby (Casey Affleck) are thrown together as part of a crew hired to rob the Mayor of Boston (Ron Perlman) on election night. But when things go hopelessly wrong they end up on the run together. The Instigators plays out like the sort of bickering buddy comedy … Continue reading The Instigators
On Christmas Eve a stray bullet from a gang shootout kills a young boy playing in his front garden with his parents. His father, Brian Godlock (Joel Kinnaman) gives chase and suffers an injury that prevents him from speaking. As his marriage crumbles Brian vows to get his revenge. Director John Woo returns to western … Continue reading Silent Night (2023)
Cooper (Josh Hartnett) takes his teenage daughter Riley (Ariel Donoghue) to see the biggest Popstar on the planet perform live at a local arena. However the FBI have decided to use the gig as a trap for a serial killer known as “The Butcher” who they believe will be there. M. Night Shyamalan’s latest movie … Continue reading Trap
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