A mocumentary telling the story of the 1982 Tour de France in which all but five cyclists were disqualified for doping. This crazy TV movie runs for only 41 minutes but somehow manages to cram in an insane amount of jokes in an even more insane story. There is nothing real about the story or … Continue reading Tour de Pharmacy
Aquaman (Jason Momoa) is just getting used to life as a husband, father and king. However Black Manta (Yahya Abdul-Mateen II), still seeking revenge for the death of his father has other ideas and with the help of a magic imbued black trident sets the world on a course for destruction. Aquaman and his brother … Continue reading Aquaman And The Lost Kingdom
The Expendables return in a sequel that needs to put the number inside the name for some reason. But let’s face it, who needs reasons when we are about to watch a B-Movie with a bunch of actors who are “expendable”? This time Barney (Sylvester Stallone) leads his team on a mission against the mysterious … Continue reading Expend4bles
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