Based on a true story, Father Stu tells us the story of Stuart Long (Mark Wahlberg) whose dream of being a boxer is cut short through a medical condition, he then tries to become an actor before deciding to be a priest. I am not going to dress this up any more than it deserves. … Continue reading Father Stu
Trendy clothing store CCC are about to launch their revolutionary brand of jeans called Super Shapers. The only issue is that the jeans are possessed and go on a murderous rampage of the store readying for the launch. Opening in an experimental cotton field in India where workers are picking the materials for the jeans … Continue reading Slaxx
Albus Dumbledore (Jude Law) gathers a group of allies together to help him in his bid to prevent Gellert Grindelwald (Mads Mikkelsen) from strengthening his position further in the wizarding world. When a rare and special creature is born that can not only see glimpses into the future but see those who are pure of … Continue reading Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets Of Dumbledore
On the 125th anniversary of the Hotel Transylvania an accident involving one of Van Helsing’s (Jim Gaffigan) experimental weapons turns Johnny (Andy Samberg) into a monster and everyone else into a human. Can our loveable monsters find a way to reverse this experiment before it is too late? The fourth and possibly final Hotel Transylvania … Continue reading Hotel Transylvania: Transformania
Nick Cage (Nicolas Cage) has just been turned down for a role of a lifetime and owes the hotel he has been staying at $600,000. In a moment of weakness he agrees to attend the birthday party of super fan Javi (Pedro Pascal) for the sum of $1 million. Unfortunately it turns out that Javi … Continue reading The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent
Evil genius Dr. Robotnik (Jim Carrey) finds his way back to Earth with the help of Knuckles the Echidna (voiced by Idris Elba). What follows is a race between Sonic and his new friend Tails against Robotnik and Knuckles to find the master emerald, a gem that can give its holder absolute power. I had … Continue reading Sonic The Hedgehog 2
Young Prince Amleth (Oscar Novak) witnesses the murder of his father King Aurvandil (Ethan Hawke) at the hands of his Uncle Fjolnir (Claes Bang) and flees his kingdom. Years later as a warrior (Alexander Skarsgard) consumed by hate and vengeance he seeks to avenge his father and rescue his mother Gudrun (Nicole Kidman) from his … Continue reading The Northman
In 1943 during World War 2, British Intelligence devise one of the most audacious acts of deception known to man. In order to divert German military support from their target of Sicily they drop a corpse into the ocean containing secret documents that state their target is in fact Greece. Operation Mincemeat is the sort … Continue reading Operation Mincemeat
A group of actors try to make the sixth film in a global franchise whilst enduring the difficulties of being in a pandemic bubble. The Bubble is a comedy film with a lot going on. It alternately is trying to make light of and parody; cut throat studio executives, Tik-Tok stars, prima donna Hollywood stars, … Continue reading The Bubble
Dr. Michael Morbius (Jared Leto) has a rare blood disease that has left him close to death his entire life. During his pursuit for a cure he turns himself into a living vampire and must face into his new urge to drink blood. Before I proceed to eviscerate Sony’s latest attempt to cash in on … Continue reading Morbius
